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The fuck is this bullshit?!
So, according to this, the little mermaid is a renegade christian or something?
What the fuck is this.
I’m unsure, but it doesn’t look like a fish to me, it kinda looks like plankton. Yup, plankton is christian and is trying to convert Mr. Krabby. The whole secret hamburger formula is just an analogy.
No, that’s a legitimate Christian symbol, but what the FUCK are all those bullshit, outlandish claims?!
I’M NOT EVEN THAT RELIGIOUS AND I KNOW THAT’S A LOAD OF GRADE A HORSESHIT.
I know it is the christian symbol, there’s a lot of them here too but it looks so blurry I will say it’s plankton.
Also, such statement makes it kinda hard to fasten during lent, I mean, would you eat a fellow christian?
…oh geez, it does.
AND FISH CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER BECAUSE THEY EVOLVED THAT WAY, OKAY. I’M CHRISTIAN BUT I DON’T TAKE THE BIBLE AT FACE VALUE ALL THE TIME.
And for fuck’s sake, O’Reilly Factor. The fish symbol is to represent when Jesus fed the multitudes with only a few loaves of bread and 2 fish.
NOT BECAUSE FISH ARE CHRISTIANS what the hell even
GET OUT
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I’m sure the proper response shouldn’t be utter hilarity, but holy shit I can’t breathe. That’s just…such a goddamn stupid statement I can’t even bother to respond.
(Source: s1utever)
