Posted 1 week ago

was-that-a-pun:

superpunch2:

Mars is the only planet in the solar system solely inhabited by functioning robots.

oh

Posted 1 week ago

nudityandnerdery:

towritecomicsonherarms:

This is quite a popular fancast tbh

Katee Sackhoff as Colonel Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel

My dream casting.

Posted 1 week ago

http://clintbartons.tumblr.com/post/94223889422/gaaaaaaaaaambit-edgebug-drax-discovering

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

edgebug:

drax discovering that gamora is not, in fact, a sex worker. drax apologizing deeply for calling her “whore.” drax going on to hurriedly explain that on his world, sex workers are revered, highly respected, and trained in multiple martial arts. drax…

Posted 1 week ago

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

Posted 1 week ago

fashionablecrocs:

so lately ive been really obsessed with political cartoons for some reason

BUT LOOK AT THESEimage

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IT IS AMAZING HOW SOMETHING SO SIMPLE CAN HOLD SO MUCH MEANING AND TRUTH

Posted 1 week ago

goodblowjobgiver1337:

yeltsinwasright:

kosherqueer:

armisael:

i know its supposed to be like social list but did anyone think this through

organize the things you love, like the economy

collaborate in the workplace

share lists of known counter-revolutionaries

Posted 1 week ago

fnurfnur:

devil-whore-bitch:

They’ve got civilians trapped.

I love that while the avengers fought the aliens you also see them helping to evacuate people so they are safe. It’s not just fighting, it’s rescue as well.

Sorry I couldn’t hear you over the sound of Jeremy Renner’s gun show

(Source: bucky-thevampireslayer)

Posted 1 week ago

beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

(Source: harrywantsababy)

Posted 1 week ago

tricksterpuyon:

God dammit gOD DAMMIT

Posted 1 week ago

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

sexyboitommo:

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face

Writing with ur left hand is fine but having a URL like that is definitely not

i can’t even argue w that tbh

Posted 1 week ago
Lamb says somewhere that if, of three friends (A, B, and C), A should die, then B loses not only A but “A’s part in C”, while C loses not only A but “A’s part in B”. In each of my friends there is something that only some other friend can fully bring out. By myself I am not large enough to call the whole man into activity; I want other lights than my own to show all his facets. Now that Charles is dead, I shall never again see Ronald’s reaction to a specifically Caroline joke. Far from having more of Ronald, having him “to myself” now that Charles is away, I have less of Ronald. Hence true Friendship is the least jealous of loves. Two friends delight to be joined by a third, and three by a fourth, if only the newcomer is qualified to become a real friend. They can then say, as the blessed souls say in Dante, “Here comes one who will augment our loves.
C S Lewis accidentally gives excellent advice about polyamory (via kisafae)

(Source: ozymandias271)

Posted 1 week ago
Six mistakes mankind keeps making century after century:
Believing that personal gain is made by crushing others;
Worrying about things that cannot be changed or corrected;
Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish it;
Refusing to set aside trivial preferences;
Neglecting development and refinement of the mind;
Attempting to compel others to believe and live as we do.

Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC  (via thelittlephilosopher)

BC. … B.C.

(via barefootdramaturg)

(Source: lazyyogi)

Posted 1 week ago

secretarybird:

swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by

Posted 1 week ago

noobtheloser:

This will make a lot more sense to people who have seen the movie. 

Posted 1 week ago

I LOVED LUCY (Let me tell you why)

Disclaimer:  I am not a profession film anything.  Do not expect this to be technical, philosophical, or even necessarily coherent.  Spoiler warning.

First off, I loved that the science wasn’t awful.  By which I mean, it didn’t make me want to smash my head against anything.  Sure, the basic premise was that nonsensical “we use only 10% of our brain” crap.  But—and I’m speaking as a psych major here—that is so wrong, and so overused, that for me it’s passed beyond pet peeve and is just kind of amusing.  There was also a bit implying humans are a top of our evolutionary chain, not a weird distaff failure-that-somehow-made-it, but again, so common it’s almost not worth mentioning.  On the positive side, they did show Lucy needing to consume greater amounts of calories/energy to keep up with her expanding brain capacity, which made me happy.

I loved Scarlett Johansson.  That should come as no surprise to anyone who’s ever met me, but I loved her performance.  She was human when she needed to be, and she lost humanity as the premise called for it.

I loved that her supercomputer self looked like something that would decorate a Sailor Moon villain’s foyer.  That’s not sarcastic.  I seriously love the spikes and the black-red color that, at least to me, implied it was being build out of her own blood and iron when they could have easily given Our Protagonist something less “evil” looking.

I love how unique it felt.  And part of it, I honestly think, stemmed from having a female lead.  I loved that it wasn’t just a shoot-em-up film.  I loved that, after she’s been kidnapped and had drugs inserted in her, Lucy did not follow the typical (male) action lead role and seek revenge.  Yes, she does hunt down the person who did it to her, but aside from stabbing the guy’s hands, she had a deliberate purpose:  to locate the other three mules.  She could have easy been searching for a way to extend her life—the drug enhanced her, but she was burning through herself quickly—but instead she merely wanted the rest of the drug to survive to meet her goal.

Finally, I love her goal.  Lucy could have been after revenge.  She could have been after survival.  You could have made solid movies out of that.  Instead, it’s about her trying to live just long enough to pass on the knowledge she’s gaining by (sigh) accessing 100% of her cerebral potential.

And that is what makes it particularly special to me.

The movie isn’t perfect; no movie is.  I could list its flaws, but I’m sure someone else already has.  In my opinion:  Go see it!  Spend money on it!  At the very least, it will lend some weight to the idea of a Black Widow movie being successful in the only way movie studios seem to understand: by making money.